AISubs v3.7
I'll do it!
Shibata!
I'll do it!
Don't look down on me!
I'll do it!
Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
If you hit me like this, you'll end up like "Wow, I just did something bad"
But before you say that, you'll have to quit YouTube
There are a lot of people who are more interesting than me
When you say "Please leave me alone" and I'm like "Agh!"
You'll end up like someone who's encouraging you
Encourage me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I only know this in words, but I hope you can feel my feelings
Well, this world depends on the environment
Well, we've made a lot of videos so far
I think we're very good at creating situations and environments
From now on, we're going to come up with a theme that says "There's no way it's going to be this cool"
And the person who receives it will make a video saying "But if it's a situation like this, it's pretty cool" and submit it
Well, I'll be the first one to submit it
Heh!
"Heh!" "Heh!" "Heh!"
When you point at people like that, isn't that cool?
Like, "Oh, he pointed at me. It's embarrassing," that sort of thing
Does pointing at people like you here make you look cool?
My very own funny situation
You play around with your phone and it hits your battery
- Even that... - That sucks
You're bad
I'm bad at making up stuff
I'm not sure if situations like this exist or not, but
When you go to the toilet, there's a piece of toilet paper stuck in your pants and you're like...
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot...
- I've never seen this situation before. - No, no, no...
It's not that they put a tissue at the tip of the penis when you're having sex.
It's not like that...
But I still feel ashamed of it.
I'm sure you do feel ashamed of it.
Yes, it's true.
When you lick the plug of yogurt.
Ahh, that's gross...
No matter how good-looking you are, you can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can do it, but...
Can you tell me how to do it?
You can do it like this.
I see.
What's this?
Let's start with the one who won the game.
Rock, paper, scissors.
What are you doing?
You are not good at it.
I'm worried about it.
I don't like only toilet paper.
I don't have a battery.
I don't like only toilet paper.
I'll do it with a lid.
I don't like only toilet paper.
What are you doing?
I don't like it.
I don't like only toilet paper.
We have decided.
We can leave it up to you.
Please make it as you like.
See you in a week.
It's done.
It's not weird.
It's just cool.
It's not funny.
I said I couldn't make it cool.
I hit a lightbulb while I was walking.
I think it's not cool.
I broke my pattern.
I said I couldn't make it cool.
What did you say?
Isn't "the strongest night watch" a mystery?
I don't think there has been a real night watch since then.
Certainly, if you look at the dragons now, it's amazing just to hit an omelet.
If you're a pitcher, you're a fighter, right?
There may be some legendary players.
Certainly, if there were such an overwhelming number of foreigners, the original dragons would be strong.
Yeah.
Yosaka, you just lost, didn't you?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I lost, too.
It's morning.
It was hot.
Oh, no.
My stomach is not in a good condition.
I'm going to puke.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's coming out.
Ah!
Ouch!
What?
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Huh? I bumped into you.
I'm just...
What are you doing?
I was walking while looking at Twitter, and suddenly there was a battery in front of me.
What happens when you look at your cell phone and walk?
Are you too clumsy?
By the way, it really hurt normally.
This is too metal.
No, of course.
Metal and stone.
A walking smartphone is dangerous.
At this timing...
Did you do it on purpose?
As expected of you.
What are you doing?
Why did you know?
I didn't make a wig.
I see.
I don't have one.
I see.
This is a report.
It's a little different.
But you saved a girl.
That's right.
At that moment, that person may say, "I'm a little stupid."
But from that girl, it looks cool.
Even if it happened by chance, it looks cool from a girl's point of view.
But this is a successful video.
Thank you very much.
It was simple.
Shibayu is also talking.
I think it will be long.
I thought it wouldn't be long.
It's been a long time since I made it.
Most of these videos are like this.
There was a rule that you should never exceed three minutes.
I'm breaking the rule.
It's been a long time.
Licking the lid of a yogurt
It looks like this.
Here you go.
OK.
Hey, Shibayu.
Yes.
Get me a kitchen knife.
Yes.
What?
OK.
I'll do it.
You idiot!
What do you want me to do?
You!
What are you going to do with this latest machine?
Do you want me to do it with a hammer?
It's hard to do it with a hammer.
And it takes a lot of time.
It's hard to do it.
You know what?
Efficiency is not everything.
What's important is...
your heart.
Damn it! I should have done it sooner with absolute opportunity, but I don't understand that old man at all! I'm hungry!
It's so...
Uwaa!
What a strong wind!
My eyes hurt! There's trash in my eyes!
My eyes! My eyes hurt!
There's... there's trash in my eyes!
I have to... I have to look at it in the mirror!
Eeeeh?!
N-no way!
There's trash in my eyes and I want to look at it in the mirror, but it's cracked and I can't see it!
What should I do?! My eyes hurt!
M-mirror?!
Damn it! I was going to eat yogurt in the park, so I only have this!
I want to go buy it for her, but it's too far away!
It's a shame, but I'll just throw it away...
I'm sorry, Jo-chan!
T-that reminds me...
You know... efficiency isn't everything.
What's important is your heart.
*panting*
Hey, kid!
*panting*
Wow! I can see so well! Thank you so much!
Mirror!
One second...
Stop it!
Don't touch it!
My heart was pounding!
It was too easy for me and it became a mirror.
That's why I made it like this.
I see.
It was like a very short movie.
It was well-made.
It was a mirror.
I see.
Well...
It's gross, isn't it?
What!?
I didn't like his voice later.
I heard his voice later.
I don't know if it's cool or not,
but I don't like the main character.
By making the video itself beautiful,
it looks like it's cool.
That's why I made it like this.
I also changed the color later.
I changed it to light blue.
I think it shows a little bit of
what you're trying to do.
It's meaningful.
Thank you.
Finally, it's your turn.
Mine is "hands".
"Hands" is the most common word in this movie.
"Hands" is not used as a symbol of ugly things.
I thought it was cool, but...
Huh?
Then, this is my video.
I'm back.
Let's start the surgery.
Shit...
Sweat...
Shit... Sweat...
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Shit...
It doesn't work.
OK.
The surgery is done.
Huh?
Where am I?
Ouch!
Oh, Mr. Quinta, you're up.
Yes.
You fell and had a surgery with a toy and are in the hospital now. Are you okay?
Yes.
I'll measure your body first.
Yes.
Here you are.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
If you feel like you're going to puke after the surgery, it means you've recovered.
Is that so?
So, you should recover as soon as possible!
Ouch!
You know what?
You look cool now, don't you?
Do you feel better now?
Yes, I do.
My interpretation of you has changed over time.
Let's make a situation where you can puke.
Let's make it so that we can forgive what we can't forgive.
That's what I was thinking.
It's not embarrassing to puke.
I read it in a manga a long time ago.
If you puke after a seizure, it will go well.
Let's do this.
It's just a couple's love affair.
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm glad you're cured.
I'm glad you're puking.
I'm glad the surgery went well.
Finally, Shibayu-san.
Yes.
Please correct it critically.
Please.
I think I've already seen the answer to this question.
Is it because it's your question?
Shibayu-san, who received the talent at the end.
No, I'm really sorry.
I was really confused about this question.
My question is...
My toilet paper got stuck in my ass and I puked without realizing it.
That's a cool scene.
My toilet paper puked.
Here you go.
I have a desire to study.
And I live a life where I can only sleep.
It doesn't seem like it's going to last long.
I'm an orphan.
No one comes to visit me.
But I don't have time for a sick life.
Because...
Hey, tenant!
Tenant!
You're a tenant, aren't you?!
Shut up.
Shut up!
This desire...
He's talking!
You know what?
It seems like an old man doesn't have a mouth.
So if you're born, you die without eating.
This guy is a tenant.
For some reason, the tenant who came to me three years ago started talking.
It's ironic, isn't it?
A tenant who is suffering is talking to me.
You're a real tenant, but you talk a lot.
Hey...
How long will you keep me?
I don't know why I was born here, and I don't know why I can talk, and I don't know how to cure this disease.
Dying is the goal of life, isn't it?
Death is the goal?
Are you kidding me?
I think you'll be able to reach your goal soon.
I'll pull your goal tape.
Well, since you don't read much, do you want to go play?
Making memories.
Are you saying you're the cause of it?
I'm not saying you're the cause of it.
Are you saying you're the cause of it?
Well, it's true that I was sleeping like this.
Finally, let's go make memories.
Hey, it's fun.
Don't use me for bait!
Don't overdo it!
It hurts me!
Wow, it's huge!
If I were reborn, I'd like to be friends with you next.
Don't say that.
If you were reborn, you'd rather come here.
Stop being human and become mainstay!
What's with him?!
What's with you?! It's a robbery!
I'm not a robbery.
I'm a secret lab employee.
What's on your body isn't mainstay, but an alien from space.
If you don't mind, would you like to come to my lab and have your body tampered with?
Tamed me?
But, did you think about this guy?
His life expectancy is about three days.
Let him rest in peace until he dies!
But, let's get rid of his human body and research only his genes.
Stop it! Stop it!
What?
He's melting!
Are you okay?
I... I was able to move!
And I defeated the bad guy!
Is this the time for that?! Are you okay?!
I'm not okay. I'm going to die.
Don't say you're going to die!
It seems that the only way to cure this disease is to physically destroy my core.
My disease was cured by the shock of that bullet.
Thank you for everything.
It was fun. Let's stay friends forever.
I'll never forget my life with you.
Well, I'm the one who fought.
I won't forget!
Take care of yourself.
Let's make a girlfriend.
Alright.
Today is a sports day.
Let's go!
Hang in there, everyone!
We're almost there! Hang in there!
Oh, no!
I dropped the goal tape!
I can't cut the goal tape with this!
I want you to feel the excitement when you cut the goal tape!
Someone help me! Please!
Hey, Shibata-sensei!
Did you make me a ballpoint pen with toilet paper?
Shibata-sensei!
Huh?
Thank you for the ballpoint pen.
Ballpoint pen?
What do you mean?
I mean your butt...
Huh?
Oh!
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
I'm sorry!
It looks like toilet paper came out of the toilet!
But it's cool!
Huh?
Takaoka-sensei is cute.
But it's embarrassing.
Toilet paper came out of the toilet!
Oh! Huh?
Oh! What's this?
My butt is moving on its own!
Oh! Huh?!
Did I use toilet paper to come out of the toilet?!
Huh?!
HAREMON?!
No! I don't want the ending!
I don't want the ending!
I can't do it.
It's too long!
I don't think we needed HAREMON.
I don't think we needed it.
It would have been nice if Takaoka-san and I had done it.
We had two versions of AN and two versions of KIKUKO.
I think we did a good job putting it all together.
We could have done it.
It's difficult!
It's difficult to do.
Three of you did a good job,
but one of you did it differently.
one of you did it differently.
It's possible to have too many participants of three videos at once.
Let's make sure that each situation and context
Also, let's try our best to make it
within three minutes if possible.
within two minutes if we know what's happening.
Bye!